Waiting for Rigor Mortis

The theme song of the hilarious sitcom of the same name about life in a nursing home for the terminally ill. Sung to the tune of Makin Whopee.

Have to rash, have to hurry

Waiting for rigor mortis

Another bed to make and ironing

Waiting for rigor mortis

A lot of shoes to give a shine

So much to do before the Grim Reaper comes

Have to tend the garden

Waiting for rigor mortis

Have to service the car

And vacuum it inside out

Have much to do will be without you

Waiting for rigor mortis

Have to do washing

Before the end act to end

So many chores to get through

Waiting for Rigor mortis

Is everything finished

Will have to rest forever

And the painting. It’s done too.

Waiting for rigor mortis