And now for some messages from our sponsors.
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BASKET CASES ‘R’ US
A French 18th century peasant woman
addresses audience. She is supervising the collection of heads from the
guillotine.
WOMAN: (To the cheers of peasant spectators as a head drops into
her basket) When you have to work as many hours as I do you need the
right equipment for the job. A good basket to collect the heads ensures we do
not have inadvertent bowling balls roll out on to the ground outside. That’s
why we depend on the good people at Basket Cases ‘r’ Us.
SALES CONSULTANT: Whether it’s collecting the laundry from the
clothes lines or collecting heads from a guillotine Basket Cases ‘r’ Us will
have the right basket for the your job.
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